The Top 100 WhatsApp Status
2. I will win,
Not immediately But Definitely.'
3. If you're
talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
4. Dear Math,
please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
5. The road to
success is always under construction.
6. Doubt kills
more dreams than failure ever will.
7. Born to
express not to impress.
8. Silent people
have the loudest minds.
9. Sometimes it's
easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
10. You cannot
stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
11. Life is like
photography, You use the negatives to develop.
12. Two things are
infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
13. War doesn't
determine who's right. War determines who's left.
14. When someone
says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your
life their way.
15. If you want to
make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
16. I don't have
dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
17. Whenever i
think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
18. You never know
how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
19. You have to be
ODD, to be number ONE.
20. When life puts
you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!
21. I stopped
fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
22. If people are
trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
23. Failure is the
opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
24. The greatest
advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you
said.
25. Nothing in the
world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
26. Be a good
person, But don't try to prove.
27. Mistakes are
proof that you are trying.
28. Some people
are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
29. I am not
failed......My success is just postponed.
30. If you like me
Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
31. When i was
born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
32. I work for
money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
33. I am always
right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
34. I know i am
something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
35. If you are
gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
36. When
nothing goes right..!! Go left.
37. If you can't
convince them, Confuse them.
38. I love to walk
in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
39. I am not
drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
40. Oh, So you
wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
41. I am so poor
that i can't pay attention in class.
42. Warning...I
know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
43. I used to be
an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
44. Never make eye
contact while eating a banana.
45. Success is
like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many
times you got fucked to get there.
46. I am not
virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
47. Nothing is
over until you stop trying.
48. Person you
love is 72.8% water.
49. I talk to
myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
50. People say,
you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
51. 80% of boys
have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
52. When
everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
53. She's so fake,
if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
54. I drink to
make other people interesting.
55. If at first,
you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
56. Save water
drink beer.
57. Virginity is
not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
58. Not all men
are fools, Some stay bachelor.
59. Don't kiss
behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
60. His story is
History, My Story is Mystery.
61. Phones are
better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
62. Smile today,
tomorrow could be worse.
63. The difference
between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
64. If you don't
succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
65. Stop worrying
about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
66. Cell phones
these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
67. Diet rule #1:
If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
68. I love my job
only when I'm on vacation
69. Friends come
and go, but enemies remain and build up.
70. Never test how
deep the water is with both feet.
71. The richer you
get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
72. Parachute for
sale, used once, never opened!!
73. My wife
dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
74. FREE PUPPIES:
Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbour’s dog.
75. Behind every
successful man is a surprised woman.
76. In my house
I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
77. I'm not
online, it's just an optical illusion.
78. That's the
secret to life... replace one worry with another.
79. If there is a
"WILL", there are 500 relatives.
80. How is a poor
man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
81. Some people
call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
82. When
inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
83. Whatever it is
-- I didn't do it!
84. Sometimes you
succeed.... and other times you learn.
85. There are
three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
86. When there's a
will, I want to be in it.
87. Failure is not
an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
88. I always dream
of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
89. I believe
there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every
morning.
90. When I was
kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
91. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to
reveal my status
92. I'd rather
have honest enemies than fake friends.
93. My "last
seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
94. Not always
"Available".. Try your Luck..
95. Hey there
whatsapp is using me.
96. I'm not lazy,
I'm on energy saving mode.
97. You can never
buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
98. Totally
available!! Please disturb me!
99. “Success” all
depends on the second letter.
100.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
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